Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Tube Steak Pate

Next time you get invited to one of those fancy neighborhood soirees, do what Dr. Zin does - wow 'em with a culinary masterpiece.

1 Hotdog, slightly cooked
1 Teaspoon dried smegma
8 Saltine crackers
1 Dollup mayonnaise
Hershey's chocolate sauce

Put all ingredients except crackers and chocolate sauce into blender and spin vigorously. Lather onto saltines.

If they don't like it , add Hershey's chocolate sauce to taste.

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