-The trebuchet was invented to serve hot meals to soldiers stuck at the rear of the column. -Carrier pigeons were summarily shot for delivering bad news, hastening their extinction in France first.
-Hitler alternately wore men’s and women’s underwear on alternate weekdays . Weekends were reserved for “freefall”. Stalin wore fur-lined underwear every day and kept fire ants in them.
-The Scots wore kilts so they could poo while they retreated.
-On his way to the executioner, King Charles I invented slouching.
-On his way to the guillotine Louie XIV invented Crab Louie Salad. He kept the recipe in his head so it remained undiscovered for many years.
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